The Tramp Stamp

After 4 days in this excellent 5 star resort I am getting slightly bored. As a consequence the mind starts to wander and I have made some observations. The first is that I seem to appreciate small, intimate lower scale accommodation more than these huge resorts. That is new and surprising. Everything you could possibly want is here but still it doesn't come close to Tegal Sari or Sunset Cove. Lesson learnt.

The other thing is that the higher end the hotel is, the more beautiful the women become. The women mind you, not the men! The age difference between couples also seems to increase exponentially in relation to the room rate. Another increase (or more often decrease) is the difference in obesity between the partners. All women here seem to be on a anorexia diet. Probably to recover from their plastic surgery. :)

Another common feature amongst the women hanging around these more affluent men is what is commonly referred to as 'the tramp stamp'. That is the tattoo on the back just above the ass. I happen to like it, but then I always had an odd taste in women...



So, all in all I conclude with the statement that whilst I see affluent old (and/or) ugly men with the most gorgeous women, I do not see affluent old (and/or) ugly women with the most gorgeous men. That at least proves that men have more integrity. More likely is that this is caused by our inability to fake orgasms.